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daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

(Source: dave-youfool)

randompokeboy:

I want this

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell)

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